America:
"We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash." Croatia:
"We have Ivo Sanader, no wonder, no hope and no cash." Jer mi smo drukčiji od drugih
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Pita Haso Muju:
- "Mujo pomozi mi istovariti drva iz kamiona."
A Mujo će:
- "Ne mogu Haso imam spolnu bolest!"
Haso:
- "Pa kakvu bolest Mujo?"
Mujo:
- "E, pa Haso boli me KURAC za tvoja drva!" --